The AI freakout is the latest doom loop where the sky is falling, the dead are rising and it’s the end of the world, this time because AI will kill us all in our beds at night. Or something.
I’m pretty good at pattern recognition and it’s fairly obvious that whenever our feral elite manufacture a crisis it’s time to bend over.

Of course, we’ve been here before. Remember after the 2008 Wall Street Crash when they were desperate to bail out the banks by passing TARP? Then, once they scared everyone enough, Obama foamed the runway with American homeowners so that banks and the rich people who owned them didn’t’ have to take losses in the wake of the financial disaster.
And before that, remember weapons of mass destruction and mushroom clouds? The invasion of Iraq was a charnel house horror that’s till convulsing West Asia, but all of the architects and the weapons companies and bankers who perpetrated it all made out like bandits, proving once again that crime does pay, as long as it’s elite crime.

More recently, remember how wealthy, connected but uninsured insiders were made whole by the FCIC in the wake of the run on Silicon Valley Bank (SVB). We’re not supposed to call it a “bailout” but I’m pretty sure that if the bank had served regular people it would have been a different story. The bank was known for serving the founders of tech firms, as well as venture capitalists, premium wineries, and private equity firms.
Rich people.
So what I’m saying is pay particular attention to upcoming actions around AI, because I’ve got a bad feeling about where things are heading. I’m envisioning federal actions, initiated by the Trump Administration, to subsidize AI in the glorious war against China, or “nationalize” AI–which is kind of the same thing–to protect the children from it’s runaway malevolence. All of this will be couched in some sort of patriotic rhetoric about national security but the real reason is that rich people must not be allowed to lose money or power.

They’ve been planning the heist for a while. Senior U.S. officials have held preliminary discussions with AI companies about the potential for the federal government to acquire some shares in their firms. AI proponents like Sam Altman have been quietly pushing the idea since last year as the costs of AI mounted. And now Altman is telling us that gaining a stake in AI is a way to “more broadly distribute the economic benefits of AI to the public.” The story is that the government will acquire “shares” in the AI companies, but don’t let that fool you because with rich people not being allowed to lose money, the costs get socialized by we the people, while the profits get privatized by the rich-fucks that control our country.
And, voila, suddenly there’s a coordinated campaign to scare the hell out of Americans over AI. I’m old enough to remember when Bush’s aide Andrew Card stated that: “You don’t introduce a new product in August,” referring to the effort to sell the invasion of Iraq to the American people.
Hey everybody–It’s September.

































